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No pitch
I don't sell you anything. I don't follow up. I don't slide into your messages. If you never contact me, you never hear from me again.
Unsolicited / No return address
Somebody builtyou awebsite.
You didn't ask for it. You don't owe anything for it. Use it as long as you want it.
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Web Guy in Disguise#01
01Nobody asked
01Nobody askedJust Bite Me
Seven flavors. Made to order. Usually sold out before the afternoon is over. Thousands of people follow the Facebook page — they still had to guess where the truck would be parked. Now they don't.
Never asked for it. Owes nothing. If he doesn't want it, it's gone today. No questions. No hard feelings.
How this works
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No catch
The site is free and it stays free. Want it taken down? Say the word and it's gone the same day, no charge, no questions.
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No name
You'll probably never find out who did this. That part isn't the point. The point is that you make something good and nobody could find you.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in town
They'd been selling out every Saturday for two years.
Nobody could find them on a Tuesday.
Nine thousand followers. One phone number in a bio.
No address, no hours, no way to order after closing.
Best in town, according to twenty-eight reviews.
Page four of Google, behind three places that closed.
Every fix gets posted. Nobody gets asked first.
@webguydisguiseKnow a place like this? Send me their name — you can't nominate yourself.
What it costs
- Free
- Your website
- yourname.webguydisguise.com, for as long as you want it.
- $100
- Make it look like you
- Design changes, plus I help you get your own web address and connect it up.
- $10
- Per month
- Two changes a month — a price, a product, a swapped photo.
- $0
- Take it down
- Costs nothing. It was a gift, not a hostage.
The bankroll
Every hero needs a Wayne.
Nobody who gets one of these pays for it, and nobody ever will. There's no product here and nothing to buy. If you just want to throw money at the idea, that's what this is.
Chip in
Any amount, once. No tiers, no perks, no name on a wall, no thank you email. You'll never hear from me again — that's rather the point.
Know somebody who makes something goodbut has nowhere to send people?
You can't nominate yourself — that's not how this works. Rather do it in the DMs? Find me at @webguydisguise.